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Simon Munnery is 'View-Mastur', on the run after several dubious stairwell activities. Bewildered, scared, scarred & feral, he clutches his tool and points randomly to sate his ochre thirst. Captured here in an overexposed fructal vacuum, he is startle 'plexed by his schizo-ganger. Seeking fugee in his beard bale is no m'option this time and once ruffled he is forced to flee, leaving his sullied lob stranded on the bare 'crete....